LOUIS TOMLINSON: SEX THERAPIST
#louis#UHM YES#how about#harry learns from a friend about this amazing hot sex therapist#and he really wants to meet him and OBVIOUSLY the best way to do this is to pretend to be needing a sex therapist#(harry logic)#and he starts off his first session with proclaiming that he’s a sex addict and desperately needs help because he wants to find balance in his life etc etc#and louis is SO NICE AND SO HOT#and harry keeps having to invent outrageous sex stories#because sure he is sexually active to a v healthy degree#but yknow#he’s not an actual sex addict#but louis takes him very seriously#and what was meant to be one or two sessions until harry can find the courage to ask him out#turns into a full two months of sex therapy#and harry having to look up stories online to have anything for louis for the next session#and he doesn’t know how to#a) casually tell louis that he’s a big dumb liar#and b) has sort of fallen in love with him a little bit#WHICH ALSO louis is now his therapist and that’s kinda against some ethics code#obviously harry hasn’t thought this through (flimsi)
So I accidentally started playing 25 different pop punk songs in 25 different tabs.
MY ABSOLUTE NEW FAVOURITE POST. JESUS CHRIST. YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW. ALL OF THIS.
How the fuck do you do this on accident.
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU OPEN TWENTY FIVE SONGS BY MISTAKE
This sounds like middle school…
In a good way.
id love a list of what songs are playing
God bless tank tops with gapey arms and may Louis Tomlinson own one for every day of the year.
Louis Tomlinson during an AMG Driving Experience at Mercedes-Benz World on July 18, 2014 in Weybridge, England.